Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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