trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I am available for nakedness
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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