what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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