are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just found puke in my bra..
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
i now understand why vodka
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