69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dicks are not precious.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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