It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
this hospital has no fireball
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
