my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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