3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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