Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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