with your own penis?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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