O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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