i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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