good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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