ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
this hospital has no fireball
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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