i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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