Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.