I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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