Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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