ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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