Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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