On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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