Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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