it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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