dude i'm inner monologue high
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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