we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just want nice things and good sex
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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