come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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