I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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