i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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