He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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