p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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