i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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