no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
