Sry I called you an 8
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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