Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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