id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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