she takes plan B like it's going out of style
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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