the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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