What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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