the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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