yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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