Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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