Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
did i walk over a car last night?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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