She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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