do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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