she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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