Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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