Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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