Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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