I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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