We're like a lot better than the average bears
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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