Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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