I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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