2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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