4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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