He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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