So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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