The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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